Irma: the Schrodinger’s Cat of hurricanes. #worried

Will it hit North Carolina or not? All the computer models differ, some send it into the Gulf (poor Texas doesn’t need any more of that shit) and some send it right over Raleigh. It’s too soon to tell. I’m pretty much prepared, I doubt it will be an evacuation event when it finally gets around to us, but I’m not happy. We might get ten inches of rain. Just three inches floods out my workplace (I live high and dry, luckily) and that’s money lost for me. But poor Florida is going to get hit no matter what happens. Damn hurricanes.

What else can I complain about? My hormones! My emotions are swinging wildly, from normal to AHHH GAHD WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD!!!!!!!! Multiply by a thousand when I’m pissed at Trump, which is constantly. Black Cohosh supplements are taking the edge off but I’m going to a clinic this Friday so see what sort of therapy I can get. I’m sick of always being on the verge of tears. Granted, there’s a lot going on that’s worth crying over but a sentimental moment during Welcome Back, Kotter? Oy vey, Little Juan.

What else? Bah! EVERYTHING!



Ebook covers are the bane of my existence. #broke #whiner #writing

Yep, I’m tackling Souls by the Sea’s covers again, all three of ’em, but I think I’ve hit on the winning formula. Make the damn things readable. I loved their striped retro vibe but that only worked if you’re looking at the full sized result. Shrinking them down to thumbnail size made nothing but bird-splotches on the screen.  But I think I’ve pulled the new, new, NEW designs together correctly. One or two more tweaks and they’ll be live on Friday or so.  Some people say, “You need to splash out $300 for a professional cover or, at least, $75 for a pre-made!” Those people have black hearts.

But anyway, as well as the cover redesign I’ve also tweaked my Twitter, Facebook, and this WordPress journal to reflect a more vintage-nautical and fun vibe which is perfect for the madness I write. So all of the separate elements that showcase me as a writer (my author platform, the covers, the actual writing) are coming together slowly but surely. Next step – PROFIT!

Or I’ll, at least, have leisure time enough to start writing the next project. Ta!

Super Witch, a bullied student witch decides she’ll be a SUPERHERO instead! #ChildrensBooks #SuperHeroes #99cents


Lydia McLauren wanted to be a great witch. She was going to cast spells, brew potions, and soar on a broomstick. But her teacher says she has no brains, no talent, and no hope. Well, FINE. If Lydia can’t be a proper witch like the other kids she’ll be a SUPERHERO instead! If only her magic would show up.

Join the Super Witch as she sets out on her exciting hero’s quest to save the day the best she can. And maybe she’ll even find the confidence to defeat a surprising, and dangerous, enemy.

Only $0.99 through August and FREE on Amazon Select.



Oog, long weekend. #amwriting too much. I have a headache. My eyes hurt. #whiner

I’m productive, though! I’ve finished Super Witch. I even finished the out loud read-through and now my voice is gone. Croak, worth it! Cough!

It’s, maybe, a bit longer than it should be for a kid’s book at 25 thousand words but, hell, when I was eight I was plowing through all kinds of multi-chaptered books and loving every second. All I need to do now is finish up the cover and get it back from the editor. It should be live by Friday and I’m going to take a week off to celebrate. I need a vacation!

I need the time to decide what to do next. Yikes.

happy retro writer


No newsletter? Bad llama! Sorry. #amwriting too much and not enough.

I’m badly behind on social media but far ahead on actual book writin.’  Not only am I on the verge of finishing up Super Witch but I also overhauled everything I’ve already completed with new covers, blurbs, keywords, back matter, and editing. I even redesigned the cover redesigns I posted a week or so ago. I love the results. High five!

I’ll be more conscientious in the future, I swear.


Fall already? In August?! In North Carolina?!?!?! I might just die of joy.

The weather peeps are claiming that the heat and humidity will be mostly GONE throughout August. The heat’s broken and we’re having September weather now. I love it. I can relax on my balcony again, I can go for walks again, and I can BREATHE again.

I can even cook again now that the heat of the oven no longer overwhelms my apartment. Over the weekend I made a rich chicken stock, spaghetti, lemon-pepper tilapia with mashed red potatoes, garlic bread, and peanut butter cookies. (Don’t be too impressed with my culinary skills, the milk I used for the potatoes curdled and I didn’t notice until it was too late. PTOOIE. But the rest was delicious.)

We’re skipping August, ya’ll! I can’t handle it.



If I did it right the first time I wouldn’t have to do it aga…shut up. #amwriting

Okay, I’m overhauling my print books on Create Space. I don’t sell well over there so I neglect that side of things. (Duh, maybe that’s why?) They’ve become time capsules crammed with all my original typos. But Saturday will see CS and the ebooks completely overhauled and beautiful. I’m going to have to start giving out free copies to ARC blogs/readers to see if I can get a little more attention. That’ll be next week’s maintenance project.

THEN I’ll finish Super Witch! That poor little book is so cute and so neglected but I have a thing where I have to make sure my entire backlog is perfect before I release a new book. I have bright hopes for this one. Superheroes are BIG right now.

Wonder Woman