My Amazon author page is a disaster. Wrong name. Ugly Picture. B isn’t even there! This is my fault, of course, I should’ve checked/updated it long ago.
Let that be a lesson to all you other newbies out there. Make sure you have a decent place to launch TO when you launch!
Good news, though: My Smashwords upload has been accepted, finally, into the premium class. Wider distribution! Woot!